I am a birdboy pancake artist. I love my birds, their names are Fishy and Squishy. I caught them while hunting in the wild. I have such a kind heart, I could not shoot them. In the end, we decided to have a three way relationship until I found my true love.

They love pancakes. That is what inspired me to become a pancake artist at IHOP, a world-renowned diner and authentic FAMILY RESTAURANT. That is right, I want a FAMILY and I get family discounts at the diner. I want to put them to good use, and that is where YOU come in.

I rent a house, it is kind of like a loft, but it is in a tree, which is better for the birds. I do anything for my loved ones.